kindoflikehitlerwithadashofsexy:

jachtagelclarineduro:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

This legitimately made me laugh out loud

kool-aid-jammers:

toeianimation:

coalgirls:

is coconut water even fucking water it comes from a coconut

is almond milk even milk it comes from almonds

Why didn’t I have a dad growing up

boyfund:


fake-flower:

flowury:

THIS. IS. ME. ENTIRELY.

this is me and it makes me want to rip my ribs out 

literally amount of times i feel so much stuff inside me i need to get it out but i dont know how

boyfund:

fake-flower:

flowury:

THIS. IS. ME. ENTIRELY.

this is me and it makes me want to rip my ribs out 

literally amount of times i feel so much stuff inside me i need to get it out but i dont know how

deadspy:

john telling sherlock he’s his best friend and that he loves him

image

sherlock and john getting drunk together and falling asleep on the stairwell pressed against eachother

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john putting his hand on sherlock’s leg and sherlock telling him he doesn’t mind

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sherlock loving to dance but not being able to dance with the one person he really wants to

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aneurysmsanddesecrations:

k-xia:

deantrippe:

last day to reblog

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

Fine

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA

simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

sachiwana:

“how big is your dick?” “16GB”